activatedcarbon:

The year is 2743.  Society as we know it has collapsed.  We have seen the machines take over and experience their own downfall.  There are no more countries.  There are no more governments.   Resources are at a dangerous low.  Many have left the Earth in search of a new planet to inhabit.  Only one thing is certain:  There is a Java Update available.




"I met my wife at a Star Trek convention. She was study abroad from France and spoke little English, and I didn’t know a lick of French. So, for the first few months of our relationship, we communicated by speaking Klingon."

Hear more tales of nerdery in this week’s Pwn Up! (via dorkly)

Okay I’m not even a Star Trek fan but that’s beautiful.

(via tchy)




foiieadeux:

sugar my grades are going down




rosalarian:

gailsimone:


the preeminent gail simone of our time

One’s too many and a hundred ain’t enough.

100% truth

rosalarian:

gailsimone:

the preeminent gail simone of our time

One’s too many and a hundred ain’t enough.

100% truth







tastefullyoffensive:

[mrlovenstein] (hidden panel)



fadeintocase:

sleetgeekartist:

fadeintocase:

ok but what actually is the metaphor? “hold the killing thing between your teeth but don’t let it do the killing” what is this a metaphor for i don’t understand

yeah this is what actually bugs me the most about it. there’s nothing being compared to the cigarette, or the cigarette isn’t being compared to anything, whichever. that’s not a metaphor, that’s bullshit

john green reminds me of one of those hipster kids who writes short stories in high school with a pretentiously pedantic vocabulary and just expects people to not understand because it’s so above everyone




amphros:

Pokemon: The Movie 2000

Though the Guardian of the sea shall arise to quell the fighting, alone its song will fail. Thus the Earth shall turn to Ash.




markdoesstuff:

daleconradsshuttershades:

dead-end-street:

The first and last time Mako Mori sees Stacker Pentecost. Both times she has tears running down her cheeks, but the emotions are very different.

here’s the rudest gifset on the Internet

you’re welcome







Make me choose: Rapunzel or Anna




laekoa:


marazazel:

lunar-lavender:

HUGE BABYBIG KITTY
EEEEEEEEEEEEEE

PAWS
BIG
FLOOFY
PAWPIEPAWS

I WANT IT

laekoa:

marazazel:

lunar-lavender:

HUGE BABY
BIG KITTY

EEEEEEEEEEEEEE

PAWS

BIG

FLOOFY

PAWPIEPAWS

I WANT IT




erernjaeger:

when ur entire class didnt do the homeworkimage




saintlukas:

matchless:

*prays that I instantly become hot at 18*

*ok let’s shoot for 21*




electricbloom:

thelovehater:

suicideblonde:

BUDDY COP MOVIE GOING ON HERE

True Detective Season Two

I’d watch it.